All Opal Slepecki wants is loyalty. But when her badly behaved friends refuse to kill her, it's impossible to feel loved.

It's been eighteen agonizing hours since she asked them for help.

Now, it's gone quiet.

The brash pill-popper.

The shameless exhibitionist.

The lovesick beauty.

She knew the request would be jarring, awkward, even, but these women have weathered worse.

Haven't they?

Told with biting humor, brutal honesty, and moments of absurd laughter, Why Is My Bra Still On? is a darkly comedic, deeply emotional novel about friendship, loyalty, and what happens when everyone's afraid.

If you are fans of Fleabag, Netflix series Dead to Me, and We All Want Impossible Things you may like this novel.

P.S. This novel contains mature themes, dark humor, and emotional triggers. It is not cozy or romantic